The Truth

Hello, because Faceparty won't let me use words that make particular sounds I'm going to tell you here!!!

In my Own Words - There are many things I wish to do with my life but the main thing is to make everyone envy my good looks, charm and personality. Saying that it doesn't really require much effort so I find myself without stuff to do throughout the day so I just fill it with masturbation and cups of tea, sometimes at the same time. Sometimes I can keep myself on the edge of orgasm for about a minute but my orgasm only lasts for about 10 seconds (if you want to help me achieve more time than this please e-mail me). I must tell you that semen is the best moisturiser on the market and its free. Trust me its been tried and tested. Don't worry I do wash after!

My Dream Date - is quite frankly someone who would pee on me. Yes its true I have a problem with a capital PEE. Also they would have blonde curly/wavey hair and their pee would taste like heaven (according to my dream), oh and they should turn into Kate Shipton afterwards. Look man I'm just quoting what my dream told me, and when I woke up and I realised the bed sheets were stickier than usual, I wasn't complaining! I'd like to hear you turn down a chance to come without touching yourself. I thought not!